Hip Hop Quotes

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt ~famous hip hop quotes by Lucy Van Pelt

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. -Johnny Carson

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings ~sayings on April Fool's Day by Welsh Proverb
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. ~saying about hip hop by Confucius

Man alone, of all god’s creatures, can change himself for the better ~ Unknown

Wanna make God laugh? Plan your future ~quote about Future by Unknown

"Lifes a garden dig it" - Nick Miller

"Bomb squad--if you see me running, try to keep up!"

Inscription on a tombstone:"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. -William Clayton

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -Earl Wilson

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.

You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. -Robespierre

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Be creative, invent a perversion.

Blow your mind -- smoke gunpowder.

Dead people are cool.

Keep Sweden tidy, shoot a tourist.

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.

"Wake up to reality." -Graffiti