-Hi I am dying to c u, I want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
-A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
-The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
-All I ever wanted is what others have.
-Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
-Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette might be their last.
-Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
-You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
-Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
-Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
-Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
-HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
-Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
-I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
-ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
-What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
-WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
-How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
-A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
-The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
-All I ever wanted is what others have.
-Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
-Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette might be their last.
-Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
-You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
-Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
-Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
-Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
-HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
-Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
-I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
-ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
-What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
-WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
-How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
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